- Why does my head hurt? Because you drank too much beer yesterday
- Why is my handbag full of chips? Because you search for crap food when you drink too much and then you struggle to put them in your mouth
- Why are there so many Nandos serviettes in my handbag? Because you stopped off for more junk food on the way home
- Why do my feet hurt? Because you refused to get a cab and walked from North Richmond to Prahran with a bag of chips for sustenance
- Where is my phone? Under the pillow (and a quick check reveals no inappropriate text messages or phone calls to inappropriate people- hurray!)
- Where is Bella? Asleep on the bed- she loves it when I come home smashed so she can sleep on the bed.
Had a very good catch up with a mate last night with the usual results- the walk home wasn't part of the plan, nor was the crap food but both are inevitable when I drink- I have been very well behaved for a while so last night was a bit of fun. Sadly I had to work today and it hasn't been very productive. Planning an early night and a better day tomorrow. I didn't run because my knee and ankle were a little sore from last nights jaunt so I will be back at the lake tomorrow.
